Bra Strata

I got the urge to purge.

The sports bra drawer called me.

I am mortified to say I pulled out an incredible amount.

Where had they all come from?

As the pile on the floor mounted, I uncovered a reverse geological layering.

I saw the pattern we all follow: upgrade, keep old, new rises to the coveted top layer, bury the old. Repeat.

It says something about our loyalty, right?

Eventually, it turns into an excavation just to gain access.

Fond farewells lead to a functioning drawer.

Respect the urge.